Here is a good-natured list put together by Merava members on the type of people that annoy us at parties. Although meant to be fun, this list does offers great insight on how not to present yourself at events. People will not agree with all the entries here and many of us have been guilty of falling into these characterzations ourselves, but still its worth taking note.

'ARE THOSE REAL? GUY' - Ok, everyone, listen up - yes they are real!  Unless you are taking hallucinogens, every boob you see is real.  It may have been surgically enhanced, and if you're lucky enough to be allowed a handful (or a mouthful) later on in the night, you'll find out. . . otherwise, YES, they're real, and YES they're hers, especially if SHE PAID FOR THEM (and has the receipt).

'BELLE OF THE BALL' - The woman who is used to being the most admired and desired female (or male, whatever) and if there's a new center of attraction there are instant sneers and cuts on them.

'THE BIOLOGY INSTRUCTOR' - The person who has to use Gray's Anatomy (the book, notthe TV show) terms for everything, "does your penis feel more comfortable entering my vulva in this manner" . . oh please, can someone just say, "pound me with your cock you mutherfucker!" 

'CAPTAIN CARTE BLANCHE' - This is the guy that thinks he can stick his rod into an orifice without consulting the person the receiving first. This entry was provided by Len.

'COCK BLOCKERS' - This guy uses swinging as his way of having a three way so he tries to horde the pussy.

'DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS COUPLE' - You made it this far, don't be affraid to mingle. Just being a wallflower is not going to attract anyone to you. You have all the ingredients before you so don't be affraid to mix them up. This entry was provided by Len.

'DON JUAN' - The person who is sweet talking your girl constantly behind your back . . ."oh , you're SPECIAL, not like the other three I said the same thing to earlier!"

'THE ELITIST' - The couple that thinks they are too good for the crowd  in attendence. Give people a chance, often you will pleasantly surprised. This entry was provided by Len.

'GO FOR THE GUSTO PEOPLE' - Anybody who goes right for the fucking...FOREPLAY!!! LIVE IT... LOVE IT... EMBRACE IT!!

'GOD'S GIFT' - Anybody who thinks they are god's gift to swinging or sex in general...what is that old saying...show me any super hot person and there is at least 5 people that got tired of fucking them...(in the lifestyle, those 5 people may have been in the same night!).

'THE GREAT WHITE HUNTERS' - Interracial sex... okay, I get it. I really do get it. But I don't want to feel that the ONLY reason you want to get with me is because of my race. Ladies, saying 'I love that Black dick' is going to turn me on... but it starts to get a little creepy when your man starts saying, 'Yeah, suck that Black cock'. And just for the record... ladies... if you REALLY want to be a dirty little whore, it's 'nigga' and not 'nigger'. Getting that wrong, is reason to slap a ho (is that Black enough for ya?). This entry was provided by Len.

'THE GROPER' - The obnoxious guy who thinks that it's OK to put his hands all over you, while dancing, talking or any other inappropriate time (like BEFORE he has permission) at his desire!

'HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES (NO JOKE... LEGIT STARS)'  - Celebrities that show up and kill your party while taking huge plates from your buffet and entire rooms to accomodate their 'entourage'.

'HYENA PACKS' - Parties that do admit single guys. Single guys that are relentless, that try to initiate one on one time without consulting your mate, or who try to carry on the sexual play outside of the party and try to get the female of the couple to cheat. This entry was provided by Dots.

'IN YOUR FACE GUY' -  I don't need you so close to me our nose hairs are becoming indistinguishable from one another.  This entry was provided by Len.

'LAZY BI' - Girls that take all the pleasure and don't reciprocate. Women who claim to be bi-curious because they think it's cool, but have no real intention of ever doing anything than a passing kiss. Sure they'll lay back and spread their legs for another woman to do all the work, and then claim the title of bi-sexual, but in reality, they don't want any part of reciprocating. That's not bi-sexual, that's just being serviced. This entry was provided by Dots and another member.

'LOOK AT ME, GAL' - I don't care how hot you are, going out of your way to bring constant attention to yourself is not in the least bit sexy. This entry was provided by Len.

'THE MAGICIAN' - This person magically makes you (or your partner disappear) by holding a conversation with you but ignorning your partner. And the magician will go so far as to even makes arrangements to hook-up with you both without the consent (or courtesy) of even checking to see if it's good with your partner. This entry was provided by Len.

'MR & MRS. UPTIGHT' - The couple that is offended by something that they saw, heard or had someone flirt with them at a pary. Remember, this is a swinger's event, not church. This entry was provided by Len.

'THE PEANUT GALLERY' - Do not come in and announce "So what are we all doing" or "Hey that looks like fun" It kills the mood for those who were getting into the people we are with. Discussing the lastest block buster movie that you saw last week again its a mood killer for the the other people. If you have finished your activites and want to continue the chit chat take it outside, to the Inn bar or back to you own room. This entry was provided by Kellie.

'POSERS' - People that want to be known as swingers, but don't want to really do anything. They go to the clubs so they can be seen there and brag about it and how risque their life is, but really have no intention of "crossing the line".  This entry was provided by Dots.

'THE POT AND KETTLE COUPLE' - People that attend swingers party and pass judgement on other members that are having a good time, and not offending anyone with it. Those people that look down on members that love to play in the hospitality room, or who like the idea of a blind orgy, the feeling of just being randomly immersed in a sexual situation. I think that ANYONE that is at a swingers party...that's like the pot calling the kettle black. Can you imagine having to worry about whether you are "playing too much" at a party??? WTF? This entry was provided by Dots.

'THE SELFISH COUPLE' - Any couple that gets jealous when their partner is getting too much attention. You see this the most when a bi womans husband starts getting too much attention or the guy's wife starts getting a little 3 way action.

'SNEAK ATTACK BI GUY' - I have no problem with playing near someone that is bi. I don't even mind if he's checking me out. What I do mind and take great offense to, is someone 'Pearl Harboring' me with a 'whoopsie' stray hand or putting a mouth anywhere on my body without asking me first. When this happens, I know what a rape victim feels like and they... will know what a punching bag feels like.This entry was provided by Len.

'THE VAGABOND' - People that don't make an effort to dress nicely  party. You're there to impress, so dress accordingly. This entry was provided by Len.

 'WANNA FUCK, HUH HUH, WANNA FUCK? GUY' - This is the guy that you talk to a few minutes and he wants to leave the party and go back to the room. And you can tell it is because he cant wait to get at your wife.

'THE WRANGLER' -  The person that agrees to head back to his room with another couple, but then starts to invite other people without consulting his partner or the other couple.This entry was provided by Len.

Thank you to everyone than contributed to this list. Feel free to send in new suggestion. If you want credit for your entires, let us know and we'll place your first name after it.