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Glossary Terms

ANGRY DRAGON - Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.

BALLASTIC & BOKNERS -Terms unique to Merava to describe an unbeleivable sexual  encounter.

BAREBACK - Having sex without a condom.

BBC - Big Black Cock

BBW - Big Beautiful Woman

BDSM - Bondage, discipline, sadomasochism.

BI-CURIOUS - Has not has set with someone of the same sex but is interested.

BIRMINGHAM BOOTY CALL - Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

BI-SEXUAL - Will have sexual relations of members of the same sex.

BLUE BALLS - Severe need to experience an orgasm.

BOOTY CALL - a phonecall,page,or conversation aimed at getting into your pants.Not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck"

BUKKAKE - When a woman has her faced drowned in cum. This practice originated in Japan.

COUGAR -  A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male.

CREAM PIE - A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.  Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

CUCKHOLD - Not simply a man who's wife/girlfriend cheats on him, but rather a man who actually gets aroused by knowing or seeing her in sexual situations with other men, such as flirting, kissing, fondling, or sex. In particular, situations where he is NOT participating but instead marginalized, just observing, or even completely ignored.

CUNNILINGUS - Oral sex peformed on the vagina.

DARK ROOM - A room that has been completely darkend. Where you may not know who is touching you or who you are touching.

DIRTY SANCHEZ - Removing the penis from a woman's ass and putting it directly into her mouth.

DP – Double penetration. GENERALLY meaning a penis in a woman's vagina and ass at the same twice.

DRY HUMP - Moving against one another, clothed to simulate intercourse.

EARNING YOUR RED WINGS - To peform oral sex on a woman while she is on her period.

EXHIBITIONISTS - People that like to show off their bodies and/or perform sexually for a crowd.

FELLATIO - Oral sex peformed on the penis.

FIFTH WHEEL - A heterosexual in a homosexual group.

FINGERCUFFS - The act of being "locked in from both sides",  A girl is sucking a guy off and being penetrated from behind vaginally/anally.

FRENCH – Oral sex. 

FULL SWAP - Couples will go all the way with another couple, including male/female penetration with a partner other than your own.

GLASS BOTTOM BOAT - A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top.

GLORY HOLE -  A hole in a wall, box, room, etc. where someone can put their penis through to receive a blow job from an unknown partner.

GOLDEN SHOWER - The act of urinating on your parnter for sexual pleasure.

GRADY - A guy that sucks off a guy that just fucked a dog.

GREEK – Anal intercourse.

GROUP ROOM - A room where couples can engage in exhibitionism, voyeurism or group sex.

HELICOPTER - When you twirl your penis in a circular motion around someone's face.

HERSHEY HIGHWAY - The anus

HUMAN BUFFET - When a naked body is covered in food and a person (or persons)  have to eat & lick it off.

INTERRACIAL SEX - Sex involving people of different races.

JACK OFF - For a man to masturbate by stroking his cock.

JAIL BAIT - tempting female below the age of consent.

JILL OFF - The female version of jack off.

JUNGLE FEVER - Being attracted to someone of a different race.

KAMA SUTRA - An ancient Indian text on human sexuality.

LESBIAN - A woman that will ONLY have sex with another woman

      a) Lipstick Lesbian - A lesbian that is very feminine.

      b) Butch Lesbian - A lesbian who is manly.

MATINEE - Sex in the afternoon.

MENTAL IMAGE DELETE BUTTON (MIDB) - Is used when you read something particular unsavory on the Merava forum and you want to erase it from your memory.

MERAVA-ED - A form of a hangover after a Merava event. But must include not only drinking to much, but partying too much and also fucking too much.

MERAVA-ITE - A Merava member.

MILF - Mom, I'd like to fuck.

OFF PREMISES PARTY - Parties where no sexual activity is allowed at the party. You must go elsewhere to engage in sexual activity.

ON PREMISES PARTY - A party where you are allowed to engage in sex.

PEARL NECKLACE - When a man climaxes and spreads his semen around a woman's neck like a necklace.

PINK SOCK - This is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock

POST GREMLINS - These dreaded critters wreck havoc on the Merava message boards. If your post has a typo or doesn't quite read the way you intended... surely the Post Gremlins must  be responsible.

PRIVATE ROOM - An area where couples can enter to play alone or with  a/or partners of their chosen in private. Generally a private room is able to be locked from the inside.

SAFE SEX - Having sex using protection such as condoms.

SCREAMING SEAGULL - It is when you are having rough sex with some broad on the beach and all of a sudden you pull out your dick and dip it in the sand and then jam it back inside her as hard as you can causing the broad to scream as loud as she can.

SKANK - Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.

SLUMP BUSTING - Myth hasit  that when an athlete is having a bad series of games, that if you find the gnarliest person to screw your skills will return to what they should be.

SNOWBALL - When a man cums in a woman's mouth and she then shares the cum with another woman.

SOCIALLY BI - Woman who don't consider themselves truly bi-sexual but will get involved sexually with another woman during a swinger's party.

SOFT SWAP - See 'Soft Swing'.

SOFT SWING - Couples will pretty much do everything except for actual penetration with another person's partner. Acceptable activies include touching, kissing and oral.

SPIDERMAN  - Once a  man ejaculates, he does so into his hands and then flings it like 'webjuice'.  Remember, with great ejaculation comes great responsibility.

SQUIRTING LILY - A woman who ejaculates her cum in projectile style manner soaking her partner.

STALLION - A man who posses a very large penis.

SWINGERS - The persons who enjoy sexual relations outside their otherwise fidelitous relationship, often as an organized activity such as a Swing Party.

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM - Where you will get involved with a person or couple that you are not particularly interested in but will do so because you're partner is interested.

TEABAGGING - When a man lowers his testicles down onto someone's mouth.

TROUPLE - A 'couple' comprised of three people.

TSI (Temporary Sexual Insanity) - Being totally caught up in the throes of passion. So much so that reason and sensibility excape you. You turning into a raging, dirty-mouth, being of sexual energy. This is the state where you're likely to do anything sexually upon demand. An orgasm usually nullifies this condition. If TSI lasts for over 4 hours, contact your doctor immediately.

VANILLA FRIENDS - Vanilla is a term used to describe people who are not in the swinging lifestyle.

VOYEURISM - Watching others engage in sexual activity.

WHEEL BARREL - From the text Kama Sutra. In this position, you approach your partner from behind, simililar to doggie style, but lift your partners legs into the air. Your partner must support themselves only with their arms.